The Drinking Game

You'll hear a lot of things from me about cliches to avoid.

But, let's face it. Women's profiles have a lot of cliches, too.

So, just for a break of pace, when you're ready to have a drinking game with your buddies... Go over your closed profiles, and have a drink when you hit one of these babies.

I guarantee - you'll be good and plastered in an hour. Probably less.

• "I love to travel."
• "I like the outdoors."
• "I like to go out, but I like quiet evenings too."
• "I'm really into (local sports team)." (And it's almost always a lie...)
• "I look and act a lot younger." (Red flag - she's hiding her age...)
• "I'm tired of playing games." / "I'm ready for a real relationship."
  
• "I love my (dog or cat)"
• "I just moved from ____"
• "I'm usually shy at first..."
• "I love my (son/daughter) more than anything."
• "(Referring to a picture with a child) That's a picture of my nephew."
• Answers to the "Book you most recently enjoyed": "The Secret", "The Notebook", Harry Potter, or The DaVinci Code.
  
• Answer to "Non-physical trait most people notice" : "My smile."
• "I work hard, but I play hard too."

I'm sure we can come up with more... leave a comment.