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Wednesday, May 21, 2008
War Story: She sent me a picture of her ass!
Well, here's a first...
When I asked this woman for more pictures... she sent me a picture of her ass.
I was thinking of a response like, "Wow, you're really cute! Why, those big expressive eyes, that smile, the grey hair and the tail... Oh, wait. That's your donkey."
There once was a pert lass from Madras
ReplyDeleteWho had a remarkable ass
It wasn't rounded and pink
As you might think
It had ears, a gray tail, and ate grass!
The picture was taking a moment to come up while I read what you had written. Oddly enough, I knew what the picture would be before it loaded.
I was thinking of a response like, "Wow, you're really cute! Why, those big expressive eyes, that smile, the grey hair and the tail... Oh, wait. That's your donkey."
ReplyDeleteBut decided against it.
Still, it's a pretty hairy ass... :-)